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Tuesday, August 17, 2004

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Previous Quotes

"It is sleep and sex which, more than anything else, remind me I am mortal"

Alexander the Great - Plutarch Alex.33



"I do not fear them - I pity them. You know why? Because Most people never know anything beyond what they see."

Nightcrawler- X-Men 2



The fact is that camels are far more intelligent than dolphins. Footnote: Never trust a species that grins all the time. It's up to something.

Terry Pratchett - Pyramids p203



“A man tells his story again and again, so many times that he becomes the story. And so, when we retell the story the man gains immortality”

Big Fish



"Im Comin back to the Heart of Worship, where it's all about you, it's all about you Jesus. Im sorry Lord for the things I've made it, when its all about you, It's all about you Jesus."
Heart of Worship

I believe there's a hero in all of us. Gives us strength, makes us noble. Even though sometimes, we have to give up the thing we want the most.
May Parker - Spider-Man 2



So he ordered. And they obeyed the lord Zeus the son of Cronos. Forthwith the famous Lame God moulded clay in the likeness of a modest maid, as the son of Cronos purposed....And he called this woman Pandora (because all they who dwelt on Olympus gave each a gift), a plague to men who eat bread.
- Hesiod Works and Days 69-80



"...So you're saying that churches need to provide better sects education?"
- The Transformer -

"I was born with nothing, and I will die with nothing. The Lord has given, and the Lord has taken away. May the name of the Lord Be praised."
Job - Job 1:21 -



A single thread in a tapestry
though its color brightly shines
can never see its purpose
in the pattern of the grand design
and the stone that sits up on the very top
of the mountain's mighty face
does it think that it's more important
than the stones that forms the base
So how can you see what your life is worth
or where your value lies
ohhhh, you can never see through the eyes of man
you must look at your life
look at your life through heaven's eyes

Heaven's Eyes - The Prince of Egypt
for the rest of the lyrics, click on the image above :)


Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

"They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head."
Edmund Blackadder -
Blackadder III - Sense and Senility



Woody Allen is a very funny guy! I couldnt just put only 1 quote in!


"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."

"I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government."

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

- Woody Allen

"And you, who once were alienated and an enemy in your mind by wicked works, yet now I have reconciled in the body of My flesh through death, to present you holy, and blameless, and abover reproach in God's sight."
"Unworthy, Unworthy!" Rayford Cried. "Justified By Faith," Jesus said. "Justified."

Glorious Appearing p214 -
Left Behind Series Book 12





"Wabbit Season!"
"Duck Season!
"Wabbit Season!"
"Wabbit season!"
"DUCK SEASON! FIRE!"

Much thanks to Fraser here! ^_^



Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein


Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx



There is not enough darkness in the whole world to extinguish the light of one small candle.
Spanish proverb

"I Think I'll Sleep through tonight. I wont be up to Milk the Cows tomorrow."

- My Grandad's Last Words. To a Nursing home attendant tucking him in.
"We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don't know."
W H Auden

"You need it so you don't forget. Forget that there are places in the world that aren't made out of stone. That there's a - there's a - there's something inside that's yours, that they can't touch. That's the beauty of music. They can't take that away from you."
- Andy Dufresne - Shawshank Redemption


"So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable."
Christopher Reeve
A Superman. on and off screen.
1952-2004



Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime. Therefore we are saved by hope
Nothing true or beautiful or good makes sense in any immediate context of history, therefore we are saved by faith.
Nothing we do, however virtuous can be accomplished alone, therefore we are saved by love.
No virtous act is quite as virtuous from the standpoint of our friend or our foe as from our own, therefore we are saved by the final form of love which is forgiveness.

Reinhold Neibuhr


Confucius said,
"Meet the virtuous and think how to be their match. Meet those not virtuous and examine yourself."




"If you choose the quick and easy path, as Vader did, you will become an agent of evil."
Yoda - Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back



"All Dwarves are by nature dutiful, serious, literate, obediant and thoughtful people whose only minor failing is a tendency, after one drink, to rush at enemies screaming 'Arrrrrrgh!' and axing their legs off at the knee.
Terry Pratchett - Guards! Guards!

"What's the truth? the magic, or the science?
"Tomorrow the sun will come up. You can tell me all the reasons of science that it does come up, the orbital mechanics, all the laws of thermodynamics. And I can say that it will come up because it is meantto come up. I see no contradiction. do you?
Amazing Spider-Man #508

"Jesus said go into all the world. And this includes pubs. He didn't say sit in your church and wait for people to come to you."
Malcolm Willis, Bradford Christian Pub Consortium (UK)

"Cogito Ergo Sum" - I think, therefore I am
- Attributed to Descartes

so long as there are men there will be wars - Albert Einstein


"Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that my children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies"
- Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka

"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. " - V, V for Vendetta"