Wednesday, June 07, 2006
We have the technology
In my years on this pathetic Mudball you humans call a planet, I have assimilated (with my advanced robotic mind) things of value and use so that I may better blend in with you meat bags out there so as not to arouse suspicion of our inevitable conquest of your homeworld.
To that End, I have no need for this thing you humans call heartbreak. to me this is no more than an organ malfunction!
I have however, assumed some of the more useful of these 'emotions' you value so much - unaware that they are your greatest weakness and will not save you from hard labour in the Mycelon mines of Dautyst VII. Things like anger and rage have at least some benefit to our plans. As do vengeance and cunning.
My robot body is also able to withstand much more abuse than your frail fleshy forms, and as such your attempts to weaken me through 'emotional harm' will not succeed and will only ultimately bring about your own doom - much like the Dreaded Uxmox of Ubarr II did to its colonists before we slaughtered them all and established civilisation there.
Till we conquer your planet... keep getting fat and complacent. You may as well enjoy it while you can!
SAM
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I'm not sure if you're dealing with this in the healthiest possible way.
I am sorry to hear about whatever motivated the previous post.
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I am sorry to hear about whatever motivated the previous post.
